Fear not! The earlier post is only a ruse to lull you into complacency and think I’m capable of improvement. I will never surrender my crown as drama queen, nor stint in my whinging self-absorption, just because I’m privileged and sunk up to my eyebrows in splendor. If the temperature actually descends into temperate territory again, rest assured I will find plenty of other sources for topping up my tank of curmudgeonly crankiness.

I'm often thrown by the littlest things . . .

And I will equally pursue the limits of saccharine sanguinity and dive right over them, so beware of the syrupy swamp as well. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.