I’m So Unpretentious You’ll be Totally Impressed with Me

photoExtra Ordinary

Although I arrived in my mile-long limousine

amid a storm of camera flash lightning and wailing

pleas, ‘Look here! Over here!’, and with

my customary flutter all around, confetti-like, of fans

awash in sycophantic swirls of yearning whirlwind flight,

photoyou needn’t be intimidated by my entourage and air

of mystical perfection, for I am quite ordinary too

and put on my pants one three-thousand-dollar leg

at a time, just the same way that you do

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