Big Hairy Deal

 

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I spy one creepy old fly . . .

Thanks but No Thanks

If you really know a Good Thing

when you

see it,

(it seems to me) you ought to have

a better idea of

how to

be it.

It’s not that I’m not struck by

the scintillation and dazzle of your

super-fantastic-ness

in person,

it’s just

that I can’t imagine it’s possible

for anyone who is just like you

to worsen.

What I mean is that for someone

who truly seems to

think he

is God’s Gift to Everybody and

stupendous and miraculous, you sure

are

stinky.

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Just a shell of his former self . . .

Creep

A plethora of pleasures

A deluge of delights

A heap of halcyon happiness

Awaits your days and nights

If you will only let me

Pour on you lavish love

I’ll gladly stop the nastiness

That you accuse me of

11 thoughts on “Big Hairy Deal

    • Heh heh heh. Actually, *my* Mr. had a charming mustache and goatee for a number of years but sometime after he started shaving his head it seemed opportune to ‘go the distance’ and now he’s clean-shaven from crown to chin. 🙂

    • You aren’t surprised that Miss Magpie here was enamored of his shiny green iridescence, I know. I have some shots that show that aspect off better, but this antique and grungy looking version seemed better suited to the text. 😉

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