It’s Not Just Dragon-Breath that Scares Me

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Night Terrors and Morning Madness

How odd, arising in the morning, to look in the mirror’s glass,

To see someone so unfamiliar, so unkind, uncouth and crass,

So ill-mannered and repellant, full of grossness, grease and grunge,

And to wonder how on earth I can begin to clean, expunge,

Remove, ameliorate; to salvage any goodness I could hope

To find in such an unfit carcass; rescue with what bar of soap,

What fell razor or belt sander, what hair shirt, what whips and chains

Aimed at purifying putrid monster madness, would what else remains

E’en resemble who I used to think I was, have any grace?

What relief, when after coffee, I come back and see my face!

Under all of it, thank heavens, lies the self I onetime knew,

With its kindly dragon scales and bony crest familiar: Whew!

12 thoughts on “It’s Not Just Dragon-Breath that Scares Me

  1. I learned years ago to always buy a 2nd pound of coffee. You wouldn’t want to see me without my morning cup. Heck! I don’t want to see me without my coffee.

    • Is it too soon to admit I’m not really a coffee drinker myself? I love a very rare cup of hot coffee-flavored sugary cream, but am otherwise a complete failure as a Norwegian–never got into the regular coffee habit, let alone drinking it black. Yet another instance of my inability to adhere to norms, eh! 😉

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