I Realize You were Only Doing
What Comes Naturally,
But I have to Scold You, My Pet
I know you only meant to make
A dandy first impression
By killing this whole crowd, but Jake,
Behold my grave expression–
For it is impolite, I think,
And maybe even naughty,
Recruiting everyone in sight
To play the role of Body–
Your nature calls you to the task,
I knew from your first GRRR!—
But some restraint gets less complaint
Than utter massacre.
I thank you that you rout the moles
And rodents by your labors,
Dear Jakey Boy, but next time leave
Your teeth out of the neighbors.
On the upside, the house next door is available now . . .
Art-Colored Glasses 
You are in a wild mood today, no?
Who, *me*???
Oh, my…this post evokes interesting visuals!
I knew I had to find a way to use the shot I photographed of the dead bird I found still hanging from its branch (talk about a death grip! It stayed in the tree at least a couple of weeks, to my knowledge, despite all weathers), but I hope the digital doctoring made it a little more seemingly removed from reality (as if the real thing didn’t seem surreal enough!) so no one got the creeps too badly. 🙂
Lightening affords your mood striking opportune…
Dark deeds for my delectation! 😉