I hope, at the least, that the ibex lives in Washington state or somewhere it’s been legalized, for it’s rotten enough that Irv’s being such a nuisance makes anyone prone to overindulge in anything at all, let alone that they should get locked up for it. Lousy lizard.
I do realize that it’s a long time yet until St. Patrick’s Day returns, and no, I am not Irish. But sometimes one just needs to emit a silly Limerick or two, and who can stand the suspense of holding off until mid-March? So I’ll just go with the urge—the itch, if you will—and let my Limericks out to play a little early. Or very late, as the case may be.
PS—Foie gras is one of those foods I never had an urge to try, if you happened by here during my Tuesday recitation this week. But it sounded funnier in the Limerick than pâté, even though the latter *looks* cooler with its accents sprinkled on top.
And let this be a reminder to all of us to avoid being pests and nuisances to others. As my young nephew once shouted at the screen during an epic animated film in which a number of insects were being exceedingly awful to a number of other insects, “Be NICE, Bugs!” Or you could get in big trouble. Nicer is definitely safer.
Art-Colored Glasses 
Today must be Official Celebrate Lizard Day?
(The giant yellow duckie is visiting San Pedro, CA along with the Tall Ships – …which one’s escorting the other?)
Lizards of the world, unite! Duckies, duck! 😉
the Quick and the Dead cracked me up. thanks for the spirited laugh and smile thru these little electrons. ST. Patty called, and said a gift of a smile to a stranger is good on ANY day!
The ol’ Saint ought to know! Delighted you enjoyed being cracked! 😉
Wonderful, as always witty in words and images….you are incredible:) Enjoy the day.xx
Generally speaking, I do indeed enjoy *every* day—but all the more so when I get a cheery note from a great person! 😀
xoxo
not only is nice the safer way to go, but it also might actually improve the quality of the air you’re breathing, allowing for some grace and compassion to fill the air … love the colorful limericks!
I’ll bet niceness is the perfect antidote to sulfurous odors, come to think of it! Glad you got a kick out of my goofiness. 😀
Both have an enjoyable “twist” at the end! 🙂
I mostly prefer my limericks twisted. These, at least, are printable, unlike many! 😉
These cracked me up, K! Loved the limericks, art and humor! 🙂 ♥
Very glad to hear it! xoxoxo
This is brilliant!
Happy you enjoyed it! 😉
K