All Tied Up in a Bow
Tidy packages are not
the sole solutions I have got,
but of the puzzles in my path,
few fill me with such rage and wrath
as that I cannot seem to find
what I have lost from in my mind.
I’ve lost more thought than many hath;
Does that make me a psychopath?
Don’t fret, my pretties, yet, for I
am not a wholly rotten guy:
I’d bump you off, but you should know,
I won’t (for certain sums of dough)…
and if you can’t afford the fee,
I’ll parcel you out tidily.