Jacob Johnson Underhill,
Our long-gone friend, we miss him still,
For there’s none left to pester now
That he is dead; the old hay mow
Has no more mousetraps set to catch
Him with an unexpected snatch;
His cows remain un-tipped; the well
Where his hat “accidentally” fell
Is boarded up; the outhouse stays
Untroubled now for days and days
Where it was once (we’re sorry, Mom)
Deposit for a cherry bomb
And too, quite often (sorry, Dad)
Pushover to a farmer’s lad
And lass who hunted for a thrill,
Thanks to old farmer Underhill.
Now his old tractor has not seen
Us sugar up his gasoline
Or stuff a tater in its pipe
For ages, things that used to gripe
Old Jacob some, but he plowed on
With chuckling brown-toothed grin; he’s gone
And how we miss him now, old coot,
Who never bent to our pursuit
But took it all in patient stride,
The way we liked to chap his hide.
The fact is, he loved us until
He was no more, old Underhill.
It’s dull down on the farm these days,
Except when a peculiar haze
Will sometimes gather in the field
And there his shade may be revealed
To grin, complicit with us still,
Old Jacob Johnson Underhill.

