(A little tribute to one of my special talents.)

The Tale that Wags the Dog

Once upon a rainy day, A soggy doggy went his way

To find a warmer spot, and dry, When, from the middle of the sky,

All of a sudden, fell a cat Right on the dog and whomped him flat—

The sad conclusion one can draw Is, someone with dyslexia

Was on assignment to make rain, And in the turnings of her brain,

Confused the “and” among her cogs And started Raining Cats on Dogs.