Epic Epitaph
Let’s just keep this
Short and snappy:
Yes, I’m dead;
Some folks is happy.
Yes, I had
The plague. Ahem,
They’re all infected.
Oops! I outfoxed myself. I was so distracted by the odd weather we’ve been having here lately and all of the ways it’s unexpectedly altered our calendar and our plans (though my birthday came today right on schedule, wink-wink) that I completely forgot last night to put up the day’s post. So I did it today. A two-fer. Just to remind all of you how much I love you. Thank you for your patience. I may be getting a little absent-minded in my old age, but I still think the world of y’all. Happy two-post day!
The vixen, when she deigns to leave her den,
May have designs on other vixens’ men,
For, little as I know the ways of foxes,
I know they don’t like being kept in boxes
But rather like the freedom just to roam
To any den, if it should look like home,
And any male they’d like to have as mate–
Beware the vixen’s wiles, ere it’s too late!
Upon a promontory sat the Flantical, in coat and hat,
In curled toupee and beaded gloves (the sort his sort of person loves),
And sang a tune so bold and sweet, a choir gathered at his feet
And joined their voices, fine and strong, to this his pure and sacred song,
Admiring both his vocal fire and handsome mien in that attire,
And so anon, the Flantical and choir closed their canticle
And all dispersed, but all retained the melody that still remained
In head and heart; that is the story born upon that promontory,
And each Flantical now loves to sing it, wearing beaded gloves.
Off she went to see the market, basket full of goods and greens,
And the fond companions with her came to see the market’s scenes,
Prancing, dancing, baying, barking, nipping at her head and heels;
By the time they neared the city, all beset by crowds and wheels,
She her petticoats beribboned had all stained and soiled and torn;
Hat askew and heels unbuckled, basket broken, cob and corn
Strewn, her lettuces and flowers flung amain, and so she sat
In the rutted road’s dry scours, in the dust, and that was that–
No point now to going onward to the market if she would,
Dog and pony show now ended (at the least, that part was good)–
Then the animals felt sorry for the chaos and the mess,
Made a show to make her cheery, give her back her happiness.
Nothing mended for the market, recompense for not a sou,
But she smiled at how they capered, no more anger and to-do,
And they picked up, swift and swishing, tails and coattails all a-sway,
Backward home, though she was wishing it had gone another way;
To the market back, tomorrow, she would go to sell her wares,
But avoid her current sorrow,
Locking up those pranks of theirs!
Stars, sun, comets, moon and planets; rain and lightning, clouds and mist;
Birds and butterflies and rainbows; dragonflies by morning kissed:
What a sparkling declaration of the minutes passing by,
What a joy, this constellation of sweet treasures in the sky!
Though I hunger in the silence of shut-in days, sleeping, blind,
I keep constantly the radiance of these jewels in my mind,
Hoping, dreaming, moving, soaring–real, or the internal, eye
Loves the beauties so alluring of sweet treasures in the sky!
Rare as hens’ teeth, so they say,
the bird I saw the other day;
barely known, less often, seen,
and in the spaces in between,
not found but once, then flown away–
But rarer still, and here’s the thing:
that I should see it on the wing
and landing, perching in a tree
that most folk living never see,
abloom in Fall, as it were Spring–
For what I’ve learned is that this kind
of special magic that I find
can only happen if the heart
is open to the sort of art
where things are made so in my mind.
Night into Day
In the sinking stillness of the evening,
After birds have ceased to flit and call,
Silence comes to rest as day is leaving
And dark draws down the shade where night will fall;
The smallest breath of wind stirs from its sleeping,
For after dusk another world takes flight,
A world with gleaming secrets in its keeping
That give the constellations dazzling light,
Fill up the moon with shining opalescence,
Fill up the heart with dreaming of the day
And how its powers overcome senescence
When sun returns to chase the night away.
I am not brave, not big and strong, and change gives me the creeps,
But when the moment comes along, my crawling turns to leaps,
Because my innate sense of time and self and hope, my drive,
My dreams and aspirations, climb and make me feel alive–
So much so that I can’t keep still, must jump right up, arise,
And spring to action, and I will push onward to the skies,
For all that lies ahead is unknown, hid, but what may be
Is great and magical and fun, is grand and wild and free–
If I don’t take that daring chance and forge ahead at speed,
How will I, short of happenstance, find anything I need,
Or grow, improve, achieve, emerge? How can my sorrows sleep?
I know I’d best just fight the urge to crawl, and rather, leap!
The doorway was a toothy maw, the casement was an eye,
and all the children crept in awe each time they must pass by,
regardless what they heard or saw; they knew that they would die
if anything at all should draw them in, no matter why,
For bogeys, fiends and ghastly ghouls inhabited the place,
entrapping and devouring fools, and set on them apace;
those children who had left their schools and homes without a trace
now lay decaying in deep pools as dark as outer space,
Dug in the basement deep below, a catacomb of holes
filled up with youth who’d tried to go into this cage of souls
and found, not fun adventures, no, but rather, evil moles
of spirit-kind hid here–and so, for them the town bell tolls;
Lost children wail twixt yonder walls at night while moonlight creeps,
and roam like mists down endless halls while all around them sleeps;
no knowing parent ever calls again; the mansion keeps
its secrets tight, and silence falls, far as the deepest deeps;
At least, the children’s fears said so; the legend kept in thrall
the children thereabouts, who’d go timidly past it all
at anxious speed along the row, lest they lose their recall
to safety. As grownups all know: life’s scary when you’re small!

Real Vampires Never had it so Good
Dracula had an excellent agent,
Publicist extraordinaire,
Selling the masses on his glamour
And his wicked savoir-faire;
Modern undead rock-star heroes
Fascinate and rake the bucks,
But for ordinary vampires,
Sans PR-men, life still sucks—
We’re just rodents to the public,
Flying hair-snags, guano kings,
Rabies-ridden, squeaking, dog-faced,
Lots of other rotten things,
Never mind we were the first,
The inspiration for the rest—
Love to give usurping phonies
Juicy stakes for every pest,
Take back our eternal midnight,
Sip the hemoglobin wine,
Fatten up our hard-earned bloodlines,